The Evil Spirit of a Half-Dead Professor

"che sausage is the worst piece of shit ever"

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221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

Awful

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Lucy trying to hide that she spells cucumber, with a t. Cucumter! And she thinks that I’m gonna stick it out with her for the rest of my days! Cucumter! Despicable.

Lucy trying to hide that she spells cucumber, with a t. Cucumter! And she thinks that I’m gonna stick it out with her for the rest of my days! Cucumter! Despicable.

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kateordie:

DONATE HERE!

You know I don’t usually do these types of things, but this is important to me! Kirk’s kicking cancer in the face and swimming 14km from NB to PEI this summer and raising money for sick kids. That’s pretty friggin’ cool.

You can donate anonymously, as much or as little as you like.

Thanks in advance, internet. Do some good!

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neenorroar: formerlyknownastoeshoemezzo: crispychocolate: rapunzelsempai: courtnu: evitwithimagination: mccallmefromhale: redrosewhore: peoplelaughingatmaleabuse: soccermom6: oh “Since you’re a male, if you were raped, then you deserved it somehow.” What a disgusting shitstain. Makes me feel sick every time. There’s more victim-blaming in this post than any damn news story about a female rape victim. Rape culture, anyone? Awful things. this is sickening This is why I’m becoming a therapist and opening a rape care clinic for men and women. whaaaaat is this? jesus fucking christ?! One: Women and men are equally capable of rape. Men are less likely to admit to having been raped because of this—the response to their admission of rape. Society has pushed us to treat men like monsters or ‘pussies’ when they show weakness, sexual or otherwise.  Two: Asexuals can be raped. Their body is capable of achieving arousal even if they, themselves, the entity controlling the conscious actions of the body, are not. It is rape if they are asexual. It is rape if it’s a straight man and a lesbian; it’s rape if it’s a gay man and a straight woman; it’s rape between two lesbians; it’s rape between two gay men; it’s rape between any conglomeration of people if one or more are unwilling participants.  Three: Stop. Now. If you’re a horrible person, you shouldn’t be exposing the world to your hatred via any means of communication. Stay home. Stay silent. Your words have weight, and you use them to bludgeon others to death.  Because apparently some people need to get their fucking information right: rape 1 /reɪp/ [reyp]   noun, verb, raped, rap·ing. noun 1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse. 2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person. 3. statutory rape. 4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside.  5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force. verb (used with object) 6. to force to have sexual intercourse. 7. to plunder (a place); despoil. 8. to seize, take, or carry off by force. Dear lord. This whole thing really baffles me. Always has. Its like, I’ve walked past people carrying sweets. With the wrapper open. So i can see the sweet. I suppose that means i should be allowed to just take it, right? I didn’t realise that this was how it worked! FUCK! I could have had so many sweets! God damn it.  Duh.

neenorroar:

formerlyknownastoeshoemezzo:

crispychocolate:

rapunzelsempai:

courtnu:

evitwithimagination:

mccallmefromhale:

redrosewhore:

peoplelaughingatmaleabuse:

soccermom6:

oh

“Since you’re a male, if you were raped, then you deserved it somehow.”

What a disgusting shitstain.

Makes me feel sick every time.

There’s more victim-blaming in this post than any damn news story about a female rape victim. Rape culture, anyone?

Awful things.

this is sickening

This is why I’m becoming a therapist and opening a rape care clinic for men and women.

whaaaaat is this?

jesus fucking christ?!

One: Women and men are equally capable of rape. Men are less likely to admit to having been raped because of this—the response to their admission of rape. Society has pushed us to treat men like monsters or ‘pussies’ when they show weakness, sexual or otherwise. 

Two: Asexuals can be raped. Their body is capable of achieving arousal even if they, themselves, the entity controlling the conscious actions of the body, are not. It is rape if they are asexual. It is rape if it’s a straight man and a lesbian; it’s rape if it’s a gay man and a straight woman; it’s rape between two lesbians; it’s rape between two gay men; it’s rape between any conglomeration of people if one or more are unwilling participants. 

Three: Stop. Now. If you’re a horrible person, you shouldn’t be exposing the world to your hatred via any means of communication. Stay home. Stay silent. Your words have weight, and you use them to bludgeon others to death. 

Because apparently some people need to get their fucking information right:

rape

1 /reɪp/ [reyp]   noun, verb, raped, rap·ing.

noun
1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
3. statutory rape.
4. an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside. 
5. Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
verb (used with object)
6. to force to have sexual intercourse.
7. to plunder (a place); despoil.
8. to seize, take, or carry off by force.

Dear lord. This whole thing really baffles me. Always has. Its like, I’ve walked past people carrying sweets. With the wrapper open. So i can see the sweet. I suppose that means i should be allowed to just take it, right? I didn’t realise that this was how it worked! FUCK! I could have had so many sweets! God damn it. 

Duh.

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nohetero:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman. 

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

well damn, looks like I’m shopping exclusively at Target forever now

If there was a God, it would have surely shown up by now to wipe all these motherfuckers using religion to excuse their ignorance off this world. What is the point, truly truly truly, who gives a shit! Grrr. But yeah, anyway, go Target!

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